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I do not like coffee. I know. I’m a freak. Sometimes wish I did because then when I said “let’s meet for coffee” I could actually drink coffee. Plus it usually smells good and it’s a really easy gift.
I hear it’s an acquired taste, which leads me to believe I could like it if I tried it and/or loaded it down with enough sugar and cream, but that honestly just sounds like too much work, so I’ll stick with my tea, thankyouverymuch.
You guys, I want to like wine SO BAD. You all look so mysterious and fashionable, swirling your wine and drinking out of one of those long-stemmed glasses. I hear people mention the luxuriousness of going home to a glass of wine and a bubble bath, but I just don’t get it. I use white wine for cooking, and that’s about it. Occasionally I’ll drink half a glass of sweet wine, but the dry stuff? No thank you.
Speaking of bubble baths…
3. Bubble Baths
I cannot describe with human words how much I hate baths. Hate is a strong word, and yet it’s true. I hate everything about them.
First of all, you spend an hour filling up the bathtub, by which time the water is cold. And if it’s not cold yet, it will be five minutes after you get in. And then even IF it says hot and you manage to not get soap in your eye, what are you doing?
You’re lying in a tub filled with rapidly-cooling water.
Eye level with the toilet, which, by the way, probably needs to be cleaned.
Someone explain the desire to take a bath, because I don’t get it.